一個男人被封為「毒藥」是無上 的光榮，
因為大部分的男人都不過是「普通成藥」。
有些男人是「胃 藥」，
當你胃裡空蕩蕩或胃酸過多時，可以找他陪你吃吃飯，
但他絕不是可以 陪你吃一輩子飯的人選。
有些男人只是「止痛藥」。
在你失戀之後，可以找他陪你度過傷心寂寞的 日子，
但是他終究不是你愛的人…唉～如果可以，誰願意吃止痛藥？
有些男人是「傷風感冒藥」。
吃不吃藥，傷風感冒還是一樣會痊癒，這種男人可有 可無。
有些男人是「減肥藥」，
如果不到最後一步，誰肯要他？
有些男人是「避孕藥」，
不要他，就沒有安全感；要他，卻有副作用 。
有些男人是「春藥」，
他喜歡上床多過談情。
只有「毒 藥」，令人沉迷，非愛不可，
明知他是毒，還是心甘情願服毒，直到肝腸寸斷。
而有些男人是「中藥」，
一開始的效果不見得好，但日久見人心，藥 效是愈來愈顯著，
到最後一定就能病癒，而且藥性溫和不傷身…只要堅持得久，包 君滿意！
有些男人是「瀉藥」，
跟他在一起，一輩子就完了
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Mother Day is coming...
Make our mother a book!
I was found an online tools to make it simpler than we can imagine and it’ll last longer than a bouquet of pink tulips.
Click this link:
http://www.blurb.com/
- Recipes – Is she sweet? Make a cookbook of her favorite desserts. Is she fiery? Feature dishes using habaneros. Gather up the family favorites, add stories and photos, and you’ve got a cookbook with meaning. She’ll eat it up.
- A to Z – Was your mom into 1970’s Swedish pop? Then A is for Abba. Does she crave Greek food? Then B is for baklava. You catch my drift. Every page is a letter and every letter represents something personal.
- Photo Book – A history of her hairdos. A photographic guide to the family tree cross-referenced by region, hair color, or birthmarks. Pets, parents, grandparents, grandchildren, great-grandchildren – anyone your mom adores. Transform her photos into an heirloom by turning them into a durable, professionally bound book. We guarantee she’ll show her friends.
- Scrapbook – Glitter, puffy paint, embellishments, stickers, and those scissors that create ornate borders are fun. And time consuming. And messy. Designing a scrapbook with Blurb BookSmart™ is creative, fast, and you won’t have to vacuum after you’re done. Mom will applaud your originality. And your cleanliness.
- A Guidebook for Navigating Complex Family Dynamics – This one says it all. To a therapist. Maybe a book of your poetry would work better for mom…
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